My day, in a nutshell:
Dee-Da: "Mommy, what's tha-"
I started to look up. I started to scream. None of that happened completely, because THAT'S when a kamikaze squirrel leaped from my neighbor's pine tree onto my body. I should mention that we were in the backyard, kids playing, me tanning. In a bikini. Laying down. I may need a rabies shot, I'm not sure.
...yeah, that pretty much covers it. Lovely day.
Pretty wild couple of months, come to that.
Hey- I'm back. ;-)