We said we wouldn't speak of it again, so...
My friend & I did NOT spend an hour or so in her basement attempting to un-plumb the U-bend under her shower so that regretfully aromatic slimy hairballs could be removed.
We did NOT realize the obvious & easy way to do this *after* industrial lube and a hammer were used.
And she definitely did NOT slash at me with a putty knife, cutting my foot with said slimy rusty putty knife, making me recall my last tetanus shot & pour burning H2O2 all over it before slathering it with triple antibiotic ointment.
She DID give me a Hello Kitty band-aid & buy me lunch, though, 'cause what're friends for? ;-)