Overheard at WalMart (of all places) this evening:
Mom: Take your hat off indoors.
Mom: Its respectful. Take it off.
Son: There are tons of guys in here with hats on!
Mom: (gritting teeth) Right, so what can you do to make yourself stand out from those disrespectful guys?
Son: (earnestly) I could fart really loud!
I think she grabbed his hat off his head & hit him with it. Not sure because I was squinting through tears of silent laughter. He was definitely rubbing his hatless head, though.
See? With mamas like that, here's hope for the next generation. ;-)