Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Respect the Mart

Overheard at WalMart (of all places) this evening:

Mom: Take your hat off indoors.

Son: Why?

Mom: Its respectful. Take it off.

Son: There are tons of guys in here with hats on!

Mom: (gritting teeth) Right, so what can you do to make yourself stand out from those disrespectful guys?

Son: (earnestly) I could fart really loud!

I think she grabbed his hat off his head & hit him with it. Not sure because I was squinting through tears of silent laughter. He was definitely rubbing his hatless head, though.

See? With mamas like that, here's hope for the next generation.  ;-)

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